"The aperture was black with a darkness almost material. That tenebrousness was indeed a positive quality; for it obscured such parts of the inner walls as ought to have been revealed, and actually burst forth like smoke from its aeon-long imprisonment, visibly darkening the sun as it slunk away into the shrunken and gibbous sky on flapping membraneous wings. Everyone listened, and everyone was listening still when It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness."
Hailing from the early 70's, this monolith of sonic decimation is ready to unleash its eldritch fury upon the unwitting eardrums of bandmates, neighbors, and concertgoers alike.
This massive cab has seen its fair share of gigs, and has the battle scars to prove it. The speakers in it are all original, and arranged in a unique pyramid configuration, not unlike the miasmatic acropolis from which the mighty Cthulhu emergeth.
Plug you favorite 4ohm amp head into this mountain of auditory devastation and let 'er rip! We ain't gonna ship this thing, but you've been needing to make a pilgrimage to Music City anyway, haven't you? Come snag this monstrosity from us and unleash your cacophony of carnage upon your victims.
“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.”